The Art of Smoking Bees

The Art of Smoking Bees

I gave up tobacco and marijuana

and started smoking bees.

The trick, you see, is in the drying.

Sun dried bees are best,

honey bees or bumble bees,

but never yellow jackets.

Wasps just don’t smoke right.

I crush my cracker crisp bees,

pack them in my pipe,

mmm, tastes like honey.